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put the dinghy upside down, on yours and your mates head, with outboard in place, run as fast as you can towards the drop off to the water, fling yourselves out into the air. now on the count of three, thrash your legs wildly in a clockwise direction, with an exaggerated hip movement. this violent motion, should, cause the inflatable to turn turtle whilst still being in a forward motion, now with a free hand, yank the pull cord, thus allowing the craft to propel itself on contact with the wet stuff. now how easy is that. i will expect a cheque in the post.
we did try that but whilst holding the boat with both hands didnt have a free hand to pull the cord so we just ended up standing in the river with a boat on our heads....kept the rain of us tho
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we did try that but whilst holding the boat with both hands didnt have a free hand to pull the cord so we just ended up standing in the river with a boat on our heads....kept the rain of us tho
ok, get yourselves some velcro garments, press your bodies together to form one unit, front person holds the boat, rear gunner now has hands free for outboard controls.
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He he he he, ha ha ha ha, brilliant stuff - trouble with the written word is you're never quite sure who is taking the pi*s, but who cares. I'm keeping out of it because I'm not too sure - no one listens to me anyway. But I love Pukoons advice - that's the most plausible so far.
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blimey last time i did that it was with the missus and she's never recovered....not sure i have!.....and it still didnt launch the boat...we did have a daughter tho...not sure what caused that
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blimey last time i did that it was with the missus and she's never recovered....not sure i have!.....and it still didnt launch the boat...we did have a daughter tho...not sure what caused that
You should have started the outboard....................
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much as i am enjoying the banter, is there a real answer to my question
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what question was that mate lol
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Option 1......Put the engine into the boat, lower/slide the boat into the water then fit the engine.

Option 2......Wait for the tide to arrive.
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much as i am enjoying the banter, is there a real answer to my question
Tractor wheels on the launching dolly??
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